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ultrafacts:

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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

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goldpath:

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the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

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We call this resting bitch face

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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molecularbiologistproblems:

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molecularbiologistproblems:

I told a guy I’m a molecular biologist, so he started Googling cheezy science pick up lines. I couldn’t resist myself on correcting him. I also should have told him a single mitochondria is a mitichondrion lol. Forgive the typos. It was 2 AM.

Makin’ boys cry with science is my new life goal

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molecularbiologistproblems:

i-am-bullwinky:

molecularbiologistproblems:

I told a guy I’m a molecular biologist, so he started Googling cheezy science pick up lines. I couldn’t resist myself on correcting him. I also should have told him a single mitochondria is a mitichondrion lol. Forgive the typos. It was 2 AM.

Makin’ boys cry with science is my new life goal

i-am-bullwinky
, you are my hero

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grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

YOU EXPECT YOUR CHILDREN TO DRINK 700ML DRINKS TO COME WITH THEIR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL??? FUCK OUTTA HERE AMERICA

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180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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