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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

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ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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